Kellan Conversations

Time for another installment of Kellan conversations, the random things that come out of his mouth that have Andy and I laughing out loud.

Kellan: Tonight Mom can we read the "10 Communities" before bed.
Me: 10 communities?! What is that?
Kellan: You know, the story in the bible that tells about God's Rules.
Me: Ohhh, the 10 commandments, yes.
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Leaving a restaurant last week and walking past the hostess stand where a man (with a ponytail) was waiting to be seated....

 Kellan: Mom, why does that guy have a ponytail? Is he a guy girl?!
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This gem was said during his nightly prayer where he thanks God for various things (and lately any and everything that comes to mind)

"Thank you God for ....(insert every toy/book in his room)..and thank you God for milk, that comes out of nipples" And with that, we ended the prayer and chatted about being serious in our prayers!
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Tonight, after he went to bed I hear him turning up the volume on his CD player, which he knows not to do.

Me: Kellan, if you turn the volume up again I will be taking the CD player out of your room for the night.

Kellan: Well Mom, the 10 commandments say that you can't take things that aren't yours, so if you want to obey God you shouldn't take my CD player.

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